SHOUT TO JONFURRE_CG

Shout to UrbanMC player, Jonfurre_CG for finding us and for taking into consideration that the name ''TheJonWae'' was a complete joke and for suggesting to change of the nation to his ''supreme leader'' TeamkillerYT_CG.

Shout to Jonfurre_CG for finding us

UrbanMC moderator, Paddywiggle demoted after 4 days in the staff team

Yes you heard it, Paddywiggle, UrbanMC's newest moderator has been demoted after he was discovered hacking.

Multiple players complained about him hacking and cheating, as well as abusing his position on the staff team. ''He was a self proclaimed arrogant paddy'' a player commented.

This would be not so absolutely surprising as the staff team was forced to hear their players out.

A longtime player that goes by the name of ''IZerefI'' said he's been fighting for a whole eternity to become staff, and gets denied multiple times.

''I've been denied multiple times and yet they choose a fu**ing hacker, Urban is so corrupt, hes like the biggest corrupt moooooo in the world''

Paddywiggle was finally demoted after IZerefI did the biggest rant on the server's forums.

Well Paddywiggle good luck in your demotion, like I said on your mod application #Youdeservedit

And In unrelated news, ''THEJONWAE'' IS A COMPLETELY JOKE.

Paddywiggle, 20, from Listerine, Disneyland has been demoted
after 6 days in the staff team

UrbanMC reset cancelled, postponed to 2030

UrbanMC announced today, that the reset slated for today Saturday, November 3 2018 has been cancelled and postponed to some point in 2030.

''I have made the decision to cancel the reset, because of the so many issues that I saw during the development so I gave up, i'm too lazy to keep trying and trying, the reset will happen at some point in 2030'' Urban said during a press conference today.

''I'm sorry for the inconveniences'' he added.

A lot of players where disappointed when they find out.

''Damn no, I was excepting for the slimefun that I worked so hard, thanks Urban for making me to waste my time'' long time player Hqvox said.

''Sucks'' PerpetualSignal said.

''Well I guess we have to stick with the current world, already blew up until years to come'' CabanNieves said.

''Rip my hopes'' TotalFang_ said.

UrbanMC has cancelled the long awaited reset, postponing it to 2030

TotalFang_ banned from UrbanMC for throwing ''too many tantrums''

TotalFang_ has been banned from the UrbanMC Towny Server because he has throwed a lot of tantrums for the last couple of days and it has become a misery according to Urban.

''The little b*tch keeps throwing too many tantrums and making my life of a misery, like always asking for staff, constantly disrupting the server, going on rants, and probably a lot of other things'' Urban said in a press conference.

Server Admin, Silverwolfg11 praises Urban's decision saying that Total has become a raging 5 year old.

''Total has become a raging 5 year old, you know? and he has been causing disruption around the server and such like Urban said'' he pointed.

''But also he is always asking for staff, we have denied his staff aplications because we believe he is immature to become staff and he has showed it with his tantrums and most recently abused the suggestion channel of our Discord server'' he said.

TotalFang_ has been banned from UrbanMC

Mayor_Harris changes name to ''LovesLava'' might be potentially in love with HatesLava or just a rib?

Mayor_Harris recently changed his username to ''LovesLava'' sparkling suspicion in UrbanMC as there is a player named HatesLava whom a lot of people refers as just Lava.

As most of you know, HatesLava is currently married to Hqvox aka HavoxNuke and currently holds the title of ''Mrs Hqvox''.

Some players are theorizing that is just a rib, but others are theorizing that it could more than that like an affair.

''In my opinion is just could be a rib because I dont think that Lava would cheat on Havox (her babe)''
PerpetualSignal said.

''This certainly could be an affair, it gives the vibe of being one, ouch poor Havox'' profbananaslug of ProfCo said.

Is the whole thing is just a rib, Havox your marriage is safe, but if the whole thing turns to be a affair, rip your marriage man, no more ''Mrs Hqvox'' until you can get a new one.

Could it be a rib? or Could be a affair?

UrbanMC blames Hqvox for the decline and losses of his server

UrbanMC announced in a press conference that he is blaming long time player Hqvox for the decline and losses of his server, which according to him ''they're significantly a meme''

''Hqvox can be named the solely responsible for the current decline and losses of my server, they're significantly a meme because he suggested the Slimefun and all of that crap, I regret listening to his ideas now'' Urban said.

''Also he is banned from competing on this month's halloween competition'' he added.

ProfCo's profbananaslug said ''Lol why he is blaming Hqvox, when the current factors of the decline are his own fault, not Hqvox's, he also overreacted by banning him from the halloween competition''

Oof Hqvox.

UrbanMC has blamed Hqvox for the current decline and losses at the server
and also says that the losses are ''significantly a meme''

Did you know that you could apply for a ban in UrbanMC?

Yep thats right as the title reads, UrbanMC introduced a new tool in the server that allows player who wants out of the server apply for a ban, the new tool will be called ''ban yourself'' and he announced it on a press conference today.

''Today, I'm proud to announce the new ban yourself toolin my wonderful christian towny server, this tool will allow player who dosen't like the server anymore to get themselves banned from the server''

He added ''I believe that this will help the server to get rid of naughty players who only visit my server to troll around''

players son_ginkk and Havox already applied for a ban, this shows that the ''ban yourself'' tool will get used a lot in the next 24 hours as we can see more player asking for a ban.

ProfCo's probananaslug said that is ''Interesting that people is already asking to be banned so fast''

''Is interesting that people is already asking to be banned, because the tool was just introduced right now and btw I would really like to apply for a ban too'' he said.

Well I guess UrbanMC is destined to deletion.

Thats right now you can get yourself banned from
UrbanMC Towny Server with the new ''ban yourself'' tool