Server Owner likes to reset everything, including himself

The owner of Minecraft Central, alex_markey is addicted to resets and is getting incontrolable. According to sources within the situation, alex_markey is planning that in the next few months a massive reset on him, with will cause him to go inactive for a while.

''To be exact this is going to be the debut of the new Lololololalex_markey.'' said the source

QueenMikayla, an administrator in the server and also alex_markey's significant other is said to be very worried about him.

''Alex is suffering from a reset addiction, he likes to reset everything on his way, absolutely EVERYTHING!, including himself wtf! he also tried to reset my hair!, lol'', said Mikayla.

According to a staff member, Alex told him that he likes to reset himself 90 times a year.

alex_markey the owner of Minecraft Central likes to reset himself 90 times a year?????!!!!! wtf

Angry Russian Kid rages again

Remember the Angry Russian Kid who raged at his mom and on an admin? (who ended deleting his house and banned him from the server he was playing). He rages again over differences on Minecraft, those differences are due to the lack of PvP skills and playtime due to school, this have caused him to rage much worse than he usually does.

Steve Scrubhead a professor of the University of Noobland claims ''that those rages are due to horrible differences of him crying like a 5 year old who always wants to win in everything, wants to throw tantrums, and etc''.

Angry Russian Kid is said to be doing really bad recently and wants to beat up everyone in Minecraft as of lately.

''you are all f***ing crackers! and will pay for trolling me a lot and especially you, administrator who will banned me from my favorite server!'', the Angry Russian Kid said in a very ragging tone.

Angry Russian Kid (on the photo) is raging over differences

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