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Heartbroken player claims that his girlfriend stopped talking to him due to ''amazing noobs trolling around''

A Minecraft player claims that his girlfriend has just stopped talking to him because of ''those amazing noobs trolling around''

''We where on a amazing relationship and it was all cool, but suddenly she told me that she didnt wanted to talk me anymore because of too many amazing noobs trolling around'' the player said.

The pair meet irl after meeting 10 months ago in Minecraft Central, a server where a top admin left to take over the ownership of Hypixel and renaming it also.

The player, believes that his girlfriend used the ''amazing noobs trolling around'' thing as an excuse to broke up with him and go with another boy.

''I believe that scrub ended breaking up with me just for another man and i believe that se used the amazing noobs trolling around crap as an excuse, i have never been that f***ing mad before'' the player said on a angry tone.''


Saturday

Mikayla buys Hypixel, renames it Mikaypixel

In a shocking twist of events, the announcement of the sale of Hypixel to QueenMikayla became official as of today.

The sale just happens after a day ago when Mikayla departed Minecraft Central to join Hypixel.

Multiple sources within the matter told us that Mikayla offered Hypixel owner Simon 10,000,000 a ''offer he couldn't reject''. ''Simon accepted the offer just for the money'' the sourced said.

According to the sources, Mikayla plans the following changes to the server

1-Server names changes from Hypixel to Mikaypixel.

2-Resetting the player stats in all of the minigames

3-Renaming Murder Mystery into Doggy Mystery and making it a friendly game

4-Bedwars will be removed and replaced with Mikaylawars

5-Making the server strict ''look nice'' by making up a new motto, ''I love dogs more than humans''

6-Donators rank will be removed because she thinks they're ''unnecessary''

7-Players will have to say Woof woof woof woof

8-Getting rid of the forums

9-Pulling the server off social media OUCH!

10-Firing all the current server staff and replacing them with dogs

Mikayla is reportedly telling people that she will start a war against Minecraft Central and Alex Markey  and ''will put the server out of buisness''

New server logo also features QueenMikayla as well



Friday

Mikayla ''betrays'' Alex Markey, by ''departing'' Minecraft Central to join Hypixel

''NO WAIT, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!'', those where the word Alex Markey (owner of Minecraft Central) screamed when he find out his significant other, QueenMikayla was leaving Minecraft Central to join rival server, Hypixel.

''I'm like i'm going to blow up into pieces'' Alex uttered in rage.

Sources within the matter told us that Alex will reset himself and THE WHOLE SERVER 1000000000000000000 times.

''Ahhh that will happen and this would also mean that we could lose our ranks, also the staff could be affected with all this!!!!!!'' said the source desperately.

''Woah i hadn't see something like that before'' said Steve Scrubhead, professor of the University of Noobland.

''That server is getting a huge and massive overhaul, just because of something like that.''

We just hope Alex changes his mind about doing a that ridiculous thing like this and keep the players and staff around. IS JUST GAME AND PEOPLE CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

Mikayla departed Minecraft Central to join Hypixel

desperately

Do you want to know why everyone love this Mineplex Admin, try to guess who it is

Hey peeps, did you know why the entire universe likes the Mineplex Admin, go ahead and guess it.

Heres why

1-He caused controversy by ''false banning'' someone from the Mineplex Network.

2-He implemented that thingy thing called ''criteria'' or whatever so ban/mute appeals on Mineplex could get denied very easily.

3-According to people ''he is very selfish, arrogant and likes to abuse his powers''.

4-He can be funny as f***.

5-Amazing addiction to give warning points, just the whole Mineplex staff team does.

6-Looking at his Minecraft skin, one would ausume its a mafia guy skin.

7-Claims to be ''intelligent''

8-Always telling you to ''pm him on the forums'' because he is lazy.

9-Addiction to cakes.

10-He alongside retired Mineplex owner Chiss, maybe have played a huge key factor on Mineplex dying and becoming strict.

Well peeps thats all for now.

Who may it be? guess who it is

Thursday

''Watch CabanNieves I'm not warning you again'' Minecraft Central Admin tells to CabanNieves that she is not warning him again

An Admin from popular server Minecraft Central told a player named CabanNieves that she is not warning him again.

''Watch CabanNieves I'm not warning you again'' the Admin said.

CabanNieves said ''OMG i cant believe it, i'm like i want to troll even more when she (the admin) said that''.

''one question, does the admin wants to ban me?'' CabanNieves said.

CabanNieves is reportedly telling friends to ''stay in touch'' because the admin can said it again any time soon.
The Admin that likes to said ''I'm not warning you again''

Angry German Kid smashes 100 keyboards after getting banned on Minecraft Central

The Angry German Kid aka Leopold Slikk that we all know got permanently banned from Minecraft Central and accoding to sources Leopold is reportedly being taken to a mental facility after smashing 100 keyboards.

''He smashed over 100 keyboards in 5 minutes'' the source said .

Leopold's father, Harold Slikk is said to be more happy because he needed his son ''to stop playing at that server.''

''He played at that server too much, ever since he discovered Minecraft after getting tired of playing Unreal Tournament'' Harold said.

We wish Leopold an amazing recovery and a good luck on his ban appeal (doubt if he gets accepted), lol.

Angry German Kid aka Leopold Slikk smashed over 100 keyboards after getting banned from Minecraft Central