Yellowfang_ promoted to co-owner of UrbanMC meants that Fangies are slowy taking over.

UrbanMC made the shocking decision to promote player Yellowfang_ to co-owner of the server.

People in the server arent surprised because they excepted it coming.

''Players like BiggDaddyDee and Tqtal changed their usernames to BiggDaddyFang_ and TotalFang_ respectively'' profbananaslug of ProfCo said.

''Is very likely'' Steve Scrubhead of University of Noobland said.

Industry analysts believes that by 2020 fangies may have fully taken over the server and players will be forced to changes their usernames to add ''Fang_''

A player (that does not wants to be identified) got very sad when he heard the news.

''I dont want to change my username'' the player said crying, ''my username always has been the same since i started playing this game''

 This announcement cames less than 10 minutes after Urban announced the surprising demotion of OcelotPrincess from the staff team.

                                               Yellowfang_ was promoted to co owner
                                                                   of UrbanMC

UrbanMC Player admits that he wants to be a zebra

UrbanMC Player, Jz_dr admitted that he wants to be a zebra and that he is crazy to be one.

''I want to be a zebra so badly people will see me as an atractive and hot zebra'' - Jz_dr said

Univeristy of Noobland's Steve Scrubhead stated that ''Is a very interesting idea, considering that there is a demograhpic that wish that they want to be animals''

ProfCo's profbananaslug said ''LOLOLOLOLOL''

                                       An artist rendering of what Jz_dr would look as a
                                                                        zebra

OcelotPrincess demoted due to the ''inactivity''

UrbanMC announced the shocking demotion of moderator OcelotPrincess due to the inactivity and people can't believe it.

''As of today, i'm announcing the immediate demotion of moderator OcelotPrincess from the staff team'' - Urban said in a press conference.

OcelotPrincess has been on vacation for a while and is very likely that Urban took advantage of that to demote her, several sources said.

''Is so weried that Urban would demote someone like that, these day lol'' - ProfCo's profbananaslug said.

''Is very likely that she would sue Urban for 100,000,000 due to unjustified demotion'' - University of Noobland's Steve Scrubhead said.

For now we wish OcelotPrincess the best of her future endeavors.

                                             OcelotPrincess has been demoted from the

                                                             UrbanMC Staff team

NPC1 Unmask to reveal that they where PerpetualSignal all alone

People in the UrbanMC Towny Server were shocked, once they heard the news that the mysterious NPC1, was revealed to be PerpetualSignal.

PerpetualSignal, was a player that got banned from the server early July 2018 and it just came that upon some research from the professors of the University of Noobland, Steve Scrubhead and the ProfCo, profbananaslug, they came to term that the NPC1 was actually Perpetual.

''Its just a shocker, but is a reality'' Steve Scrubhead said.

''Damn'' profbananaslug said.

News reports states that PerpetualSignal was never living at such place named ''Land of the Banned'' the place was faux and Perpetual always lived in a secret area of server spawn.

''It was a faux place Perp never lived there, instead in a secret room that he digged out somewhere in the spawn'' said an unidentified source.

                                            NPC1 Unmasked themselves to reveal that

                                               they where PerpetualSignal all alone

                                   The secret room, where PerpetualSignal was hiding the
                                                              whole time as NPC1