Bug451 buys Fortnite, renames it Bugnite

Yep Bug451 or Buggy451 shocks the world again by announcing that he was buying popular video game franchise Fortnite from its developer, Epic Games.

''We are pleased to announce the sale of our video game franchise to Bug451 because we know that Bug is a long time fan of the franchise'' a spokesman of Epic Games said.

''I'm so pleased to buy my favorite video game because i love it so much'' Bug said.

''Fortnite can be a better husband to me than Bliszard is'' he added.

Bug also said that Fortnite will be known as Bugnite.

A lot of people in the video game industry is shocked to hear the news, multipe Youtubers that plays the game ranging from Joey Salads to FaZe Tfue reacted so shocked.

''A Bug is going buy Fortnite wtf, i rather prefer to bash my video game console than playing a game full with bugs!'' Joey Salads said.

''Holy fuck no wait'' FaZe Tfue said.

Industry analysts believes that Bug451 only wants to buys the game just to private it and earn the profit just for himself.

''I believe that he only wants to pocket the profits for himself to buy luxury stuff in the game and became the most richest Fortnite player in the world'' ProfCo's profbananaslug said.

''Bug451 sounds more of a Fortnite adict that just reached the level of obssesion with the game'' Steve Scrubhead of the University of Noobland said.

''He really needs help'' he added.

 Yep folks this is real

   

Huge banter explodes in UrbanMC Discord

A huge banter just exploted at the Discord server of the UrbanMC Towny Server and is probably a banter of sorts.

Multiple players where arguring about ''mongolians, copycats, eula, ban appeals, donations, jibblynators''

ProfCo's profbananaslug (who was involved in the banter) said ''Omg, this server is so stupid at times, look how the term mongolian is offensive when someone called me copycat''

''Is like well wtf'' they added

The Chef Executive Officer of Division Defense Solutions, Hqvox said ''Holy fuck lmao lolololol''

PerpetualSignal said ''ProfCo monopoly''

Ex-Admin Sparky___ was acting like if he was admin and jibblypop with those ''jibblynators'' thing

And holy crap the banter was so huge that we can't cover more.

                                                A huge banter happened in UrbanMC
                                                                   Discord server

Jailbreak owners retiring, sells Jailbreak to a noob

The owners of popular Roblox gamemode Jailbreak announced their retirement and the buyer of the gamemode.

''Effective today we are retiring and selling our buisness to a noob'' asimo3089 said in a press conference

''We believe that this noob will take the game to higher expectatives'' co-owner badccvoid said in the press conference

Industry analyst believes that Jailbreak will eventually disappear because a ''noob can't do sh*t''

''A noob can't do sh*t like wtf'' Steve Scrubhead of University of Noobland said

''That is the most pathetic decision i have even seen in my life'' he added

Well good luck to the noob on running the gamemode lol.

                                          Jailbreak has been sold to this specific noob

Bug451 officially changes their username to Buggy451 to make CabanNieves happy

UrbanMC player Bug451 announced that they're changing their username to Buggy451 to make CabanNieves happy.

''Its official, i had to i was tired of Caban calling me Buggy the whole freaking time so yeah'' Buggy said

Some believe that it was actually time to do it like profbananaslug of ProfCo

''Buggy451 fits in for them so good'' profbananaslug said

Well thats happy to hear, i'm happy that they did it to make me so happy thanks Buggy.

Bug451 changed their username to Buggy451

10 reasons people hate this player

Want to know 10 reasons people hate this player? Well here i will give you a list of the reasons.

1-She is such a b***h and a toxic trash can

2-She is arrogant and awful

3-She is the reason Requiem no longer exists

4-She basically hates nearly all the people that plays in UrbanMC for no reason and only is friendly with a couple of players (maybe no one at all, lol)

6-She is basically hated by nearly all the players, because of her rudeness

7-She is stupid

8-She is a example of how toxic players are angry losers

9-She is like well wtf

10-Her name is ICanHAVECookie

This player is probably hated by nearly 

all the players of UrbanMC

Legendary Player returning?

A legendary player that got banned from UrbanMC last month, is willing to come back to the server that he called home for many years.

PerpetualSignal is this legendary player who is vowing to come back and conquer the scence.

''I'm going to conquer the server, i will be back like a legend, the new Land of the Unbanned will be born'' PerpetualSignal added

Well, that is really good that Perp is coming back and ALL HAIL PERPETUALSIGNAL.

PerpetualSignal is coming back?

Things goes crazy in UrbanMC as new love triangle happens

As the title says, things are crazy right now at the most popular towny server now that a new love triangle surfaces in the server.

PrinceRqd and PerpetualSignal are fighting to win the love of OcelotPrincess.

PrinceRqd said ''Ocey is my lovely wife and together we are the power couple that reigns the town of Sierra''

''I love her so much, and i wouldn't let anyone else to steal her from me, shes mine'' Prince added

PerpetualSignal said ''I just can't stop hiding my feelings for her, she is.... omg i don't even know what to say''

''I have a crush on her and thats it'' PerpetualSignal added

Well folks what do you think, will Prince or Perp win her?

Love triangle in UrbanMC....crazy

Furious players and staff demand for the demotion of QueenMikayla from the Minecraft Central Staff team

Furious players and staff at the Minecraft Central server are demanding the demotion of QueenMikayla because she is barely online on both the server, server's discord and server forums.

''She is barely active, apart that she is the only person incharge of donation tickets and because of that i kinda quit the server'' a player that didnt received his rank after buying it said.

''I waited for like 10 days for a response and nope nothing'' he added.

''She is always playing Fortnite and streaming it on twitch'' a staff member said.

''Thats the problem her addiction with that damn game took her away from the server and to be exactly she never mentions on twitch that she plays Minecraft or that she is staff on Minecraft Central, she dosen't even mention that she is dating the owner of Minecraft Central lol'' the staff member added.

''There are a lot of senior moderators like me waiting for a promotion to admin, they have promised to me that i will be promoted but they didn't do it yet'' a furious senior moderator said.

Steve Scrubhead a professor of University of Noobland thinks that Mikayla may not get demoted at all because she is dating Alex Markey (the owner of Minecraft Central), Alex gave her a position on the staff team, Mikayla basically had no experience of moderating a Minecraft server'' Steve Scrubhead said.

''We want Mikayla demoted'' over 1000,000,000 players and staff at Minecraft Central uttered.

            Furious players and staff are demanding her
            demotion due to her constant inactivity a lot
              of players and staff at the server uttered
                       ''We want Mikayla demoted''

                                 
                                                 

PerpetualSignal claims that he will be back one day, admits that he likes OcelotPrincess

PerpetualSignal, a player that got banned from UrbanMC in July 2018, stated that he will try like a boss to return to the towny server that saw he called home.

''I will be back to my home, dont worry friends'' PerpetualSignal said

''I will reclaim my kingdom and return even better than before'' he added

PerpetualSignal hopes to return very soon and also said that the Land of the Banned will be renamed the Land of the Unbanned.

''The Land of the Banned will soon become a thing of the past once i step a foot at the server'' he uttered.

''Also only Ocey (OcelotPrincess) can call me Sonic because i like her so much'' PerpetualSignal said

''For a long time, i have tried to stop my feelings for her but i just can't, is inevitable, Kyoung was just right about it'' he stated

''And for now people can call me the king of the Land of the Banned'' he claimed

What do you thinks, we will even see this amazing player back in UrbanMC?

PerpetualSignal hopes to return to UrbanMC one day

and also admits his love for moderator OcelotPrincess

LokaMC buys UrbanMC, servers to merge and to be known as LokabanMC

In a shocking surprising news, LokaMC Towny Server announced the immediatly buying of UrbanMC Towny Server for a undisclosed amount of money. The servers will combine and will adopt a new name: LokabanMC Towny Server.

UrbanMC said that he gave up on the server and he decided that selling it out would be the best for the server.

''I had to do it, i just can't with the decline that the server is experimenting, i just see how successful Loka is and i say OMG how good that server is'' Urban said in a press conference.

''The merge with Loka will not only benefit us, but also it will benefit everyone'' he added.

''The new server will be known as LokabanMC Towny Sever and the creative server will be known as LokabanMC Creative'' he said

Urban will be retained as co owner of the mergered server.

A spokesman of Loka said that there will be changes with the staff team.

''Apart from Urban being retained, the moderators of UrbanMC will be fired from their positions becuase we have a lot of moderators, but they can re-apply as soon there is more space, admins of Urban will be retained.

the spokesman also added that the priests will be retained as well.

                                      In a shocking surprising announcement, LokaMC
                                      announced the purchase of UrbanMC, seen in the
                                                  photo the new logo of the server