UrbanMC sold to Goldman Sachs for an undisclosed amount of money

In a shocking twist of turns, UrbanMC announced that he is selling his server, UrbanMC Towny Server to New York based private equity, Goldman Sachs for a undisclosed amount of money.

''I have made the decision to sell the server to Goldman Sachs because I gave up on the server'' Urban said in a press conference.

''We are pleased to welcome this amazing Minecraft server into our portfolio'' a spokesperson of Goldman Sachs said.

''We believe that this server will make money for us in a incredible way'' the spokesperson added.

a lot of analysts like profbananaslug of ProfCo except this to happen.

''I kinda except this to happen, Urban as of late as showed uninterest in his server and he has showed it by letting the server to decay that explain the constant inactivity of players at the server as of late''
he said.

''But however kinda weried that Goldman Sachs is trying to enter into the Minecraft server field'' he added.

UrbanMC player, Apples___ said ''I'm not surprised at all, somehow at one point Urban was going to give up on his server, and btw he never cared about his players and community always ignoring ideas that we suggested, because he knew that those ideas where benefits for the server, he couldnt accept that we are more inteligent than him''

fellow UrbanMC player, PerpetualSignal said ''Wow I didn't except that coming, but except Urban to give up on the server at one point''

UrbanMC has been sold to Goldman Sachs for an undisclosed amount of money