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Thursday

PerpetualSignal claims that he will be back one day, admits that he likes OcelotPrincess

PerpetualSignal, a player that got banned from UrbanMC in July 2018, stated that he will try like a boss to return to the towny server that saw he called home.

''I will be back to my home, dont worry friends'' PerpetualSignal said

''I will reclaim my kingdom and return even better than before'' he added

PerpetualSignal hopes to return very soon and also said that the Land of the Banned will be renamed the Land of the Unbanned.

''The Land of the Banned will soon become a thing of the past once i step a foot at the server'' he uttered.

''Also only Ocey (OcelotPrincess) can call me Sonic because i like her so much'' PerpetualSignal said

''For a long time, i have tried to stop my feelings for her but i just can't, is inevitable, Kyoung was just right about it'' he stated

''And for now people can call me the king of the Land of the Banned'' he claimed

What do you thinks, we will even see this amazing player back in UrbanMC?
PerpetualSignal hopes to return to UrbanMC one day
and also admits his love for moderator OcelotPrincess




Wednesday

LokaMC buys UrbanMC, servers to merge and to be known as LokabanMC

In a shocking surprising news, LokaMC Towny Server announced the immediatly buying of UrbanMC Towny Server for a undisclosed amount of money. The servers will combine and will adopt a new name: LokabanMC Towny Server.

UrbanMC said that he gave up on the server and he decided that selling it out would be the best for the server.

''I had to do it, i just can't with the decline that the server is experimenting, i just see how successful Loka is and i say OMG how good that server is'' Urban said in a press conference.

''The merge with Loka will not only benefit us, but also it will benefit everyone'' he added.

''The new server will be known as LokabanMC Towny Sever and the creative server will be known as LokabanMC Creative'' he said

Urban will be retained as co owner of the mergered server.

A spokesman of Loka said that there will be changes with the staff team.

''Apart from Urban being retained, the moderators of UrbanMC will be fired from their positions becuase we have a lot of moderators, but they can re-apply as soon there is more space, admins of Urban will be retained.

the spokesman also added that the priests will be retained as well.

                                      In a shocking surprising announcement, LokaMC
                                      announced the purchase of UrbanMC, seen in the
                                                  photo the new logo of the server

Monday

Yellowfang_ promoted to co-owner of UrbanMC meants that Fangies are slowy taking over.

UrbanMC made the shocking decision to promote player Yellowfang_ to co-owner of the server.

People in the server arent surprised because they excepted it coming.

''Players like BiggDaddyDee and Tqtal changed their usernames to BiggDaddyFang_ and TotalFang_ respectively'' profbananaslug of ProfCo said.

''Is very likely'' Steve Scrubhead of University of Noobland said.

Industry analysts believes that by 2020 fangies may have fully taken over the server and players will be forced to changes their usernames to add ''Fang_''

A player (that does not wants to be identified) got very sad when he heard the news.

''I dont want to change my username'' the player said crying, ''my username always has been the same since i started playing this game''

 This announcement cames less than 10 minutes after Urban announced the surprising demotion of OcelotPrincess from the staff team.

                                               Yellowfang_ was promoted to co owner
                                                                   of UrbanMC

UrbanMC Player admits that he wants to be a zebra

UrbanMC Player, Jz_dr admitted that he wants to be a zebra and that he is crazy to be one.

''I want to be a zebra so badly people will see me as an atractive and hot zebra'' - Jz_dr said

Univeristy of Noobland's Steve Scrubhead stated that ''Is a very interesting idea, considering that there is a demograhpic that wish that they want to be animals''

ProfCo's profbananaslug said ''LOLOLOLOLOL''

                                       An artist rendering of what Jz_dr would look as a
                                                                        zebra

OcelotPrincess demoted due to the ''inactivity''

UrbanMC announced the shocking demotion of moderator OcelotPrincess due to the inactivity and people can't believe it.

''As of today, i'm announcing the immediate demotion of moderator OcelotPrincess from the staff team'' - Urban said in a press conference.

OcelotPrincess has been on vacation for a while and is very likely that Urban took advantage of that to demote her, several sources said.

''Is so weried that Urban would demote someone like that, these day lol'' - ProfCo's profbananaslug said.

''Is very likely that she would sue Urban for 100,000,000 due to unjustified demotion'' - University of Noobland's Steve Scrubhead said.

For now we wish OcelotPrincess the best of her future endeavors.

                                             OcelotPrincess has been demoted from the
                                                             UrbanMC Staff team

Sunday

NPC1 Unmask to reveal that they where PerpetualSignal all alone

People in the UrbanMC Towny Server were shocked, once they heard the news that the mysterious NPC1, was revealed to be PerpetualSignal.

PerpetualSignal, was a player that got banned from the server early July 2018 and it just came that upon some research from the professors of the University of Noobland, Steve Scrubhead and the ProfCo, profbananaslug, they came to term that the NPC1 was actually Perpetual.

''Its just a shocker, but is a reality'' Steve Scrubhead said.

''Damn'' profbananaslug said.

News reports states that PerpetualSignal was never living at such place named ''Land of the Banned'' the place was faux and Perpetual always lived in a secret area of server spawn.

''It was a faux place Perp never lived there, instead in a secret room that he digged out somewhere in the spawn'' said an unidentified source.
                                            NPC1 Unmasked themselves to reveal that
                                               they where PerpetualSignal all alone

                                   The secret room, where PerpetualSignal was hiding the
                                                              whole time as NPC1

Wednesday

ItzArya banned from Hypixel, after throwing water at players and disrupting the server with his new rap music

Prankster ItzArya is running out of luck, just months after his Youtube channel was terminated due to him throwing water (which a lot of people thought it was acid) at people.

Now he does the same thing..............this time in a Minecraft server.

ItzArya was caught throwing water at everyone in a Hypixel Bedwars game and signing his ''Private Jet'' song too loud, that it could be heard at all of the Hypixel's lobbys.

''I started to heard a loud music but i couldn't figure from where and i was crazy, to be exactly everyone in the lobby was crazy'' a anonymous player commented.

After the staff figure it out, they realized it was Arya and they slapped him with a permanent ban from the Hypixel Network.

ItzArya stated that it was ''unfortunate'' that he got banned from there because he was having a lot of fun there.

''I was having a lot of fun there pranking people'' Arya said.

Arya stated that he will go to Mineplex now and that he will troll everyone there.

''Watch out Mineplex Staff, i'm coming'' Arya uttered.

ItzArya had been banned from Hypixel