Did you know that you could apply for a ban in UrbanMC?

Yep thats right as the title reads, UrbanMC introduced a new tool in the server that allows player who wants out of the server apply for a ban, the new tool will be called ''ban yourself'' and he announced it on a press conference today.

''Today, I'm proud to announce the new ban yourself toolin my wonderful christian towny server, this tool will allow player who dosen't like the server anymore to get themselves banned from the server''

He added ''I believe that this will help the server to get rid of naughty players who only visit my server to troll around''

players son_ginkk and Havox already applied for a ban, this shows that the ''ban yourself'' tool will get used a lot in the next 24 hours as we can see more player asking for a ban.

ProfCo's probananaslug said that is ''Interesting that people is already asking to be banned so fast''

''Is interesting that people is already asking to be banned, because the tool was just introduced right now and btw I would really like to apply for a ban too'' he said.

Well I guess UrbanMC is destined to deletion.

Thats right now you can get yourself banned from
UrbanMC Towny Server with the new ''ban yourself'' tool

QueenMikayla officially demoted from the Minecraft Central staff team

Today Alex Markey, the owner of Minecraft Central announced the demotion of his babe, QueenMikayla from this staff team, due to her mostly being inactive from the server and playing Fortnite most of the time.

''Today I have made the decision, a dificult one I know but it was for the benefit of the staff team, QueenMikayla has been officially demoted from her position of Admin in Minecraft Central'' Alex said in a press conference.

He also added ''Mikayla always lied to me, about promising to return to the server more often but she actually never did, instead she was at Twitch streaming Fortnite crap, I feel like shit for letting her to take advantage of me, she failed as a admin and also as a girlfriend''

A lot of people are suprised, shocked or not shocked at all.

''I wasn't shocked at all'' player MCCStoreOwner said.

''She was barely around as of late so I don't care about her getting demoted she deserves it'' he added.

''I'm not shocked because due to the fact because she is always at Twitch and playing Fortnite and to be honest on her Twitch account she never mentions anything about her being an admin in Minecraft Central'' player Devonics said.

fellow admin, Teddzy said ''Omg I don't know how to react to this''

also admin, Alourz said ''Mikayla thats whats you get''

senior moderator, Deadlines said ''Nooo Mikayla, I'm gonna miss you but you shouldn't have payed more attention to Fortnite, honey''

QueenMikayla has been officially demoted from the Minecraft Central staff team

UrbanMC sold to Goldman Sachs for an undisclosed amount of money

In a shocking twist of turns, UrbanMC announced that he is selling his server, UrbanMC Towny Server to New York based private equity, Goldman Sachs for a undisclosed amount of money.

''I have made the decision to sell the server to Goldman Sachs because I gave up on the server'' Urban said in a press conference.

''We are pleased to welcome this amazing Minecraft server into our portfolio'' a spokesperson of Goldman Sachs said.

''We believe that this server will make money for us in a incredible way'' the spokesperson added.

a lot of analysts like profbananaslug of ProfCo except this to happen.

''I kinda except this to happen, Urban as of late as showed uninterest in his server and he has showed it by letting the server to decay that explain the constant inactivity of players at the server as of late''
he said.

''But however kinda weried that Goldman Sachs is trying to enter into the Minecraft server field'' he added.

UrbanMC player, Apples___ said ''I'm not surprised at all, somehow at one point Urban was going to give up on his server, and btw he never cared about his players and community always ignoring ideas that we suggested, because he knew that those ideas where benefits for the server, he couldnt accept that we are more inteligent than him''

fellow UrbanMC player, PerpetualSignal said ''Wow I didn't except that coming, but except Urban to give up on the server at one point''

UrbanMC has been sold to Goldman Sachs for an undisclosed amount of money

Katiey cheats on In-game lover CabanNieves with a unidentifed UrbanMC player

Shocking news! Katiey was caught cheating on her in-game lover, CabanNieves with a unidentified UrbanMC player.

''I'm shocked but not shocked'' CabanNieves said.

''I somehow knew that something was suspicious in her, but I just didn't realized'' he added.

A lot of players in UrbanMC weren't surprised either.

''I wasn't surprised lol'' PerpetualSignal said.

''Hahahahaha Caban took the L'' Bug451 said in a laughing tone.

At one point Apples___ speculated that Katiey it is capable of sleeping with Havox (the owner of Division Defense) due to the fact Havox is rich and atractive and also because she ''could be a gold digger''

''I can speculate that Katiey may dump Caban for Havox because Havox is a rich kid and atractive, plus due to the fact that Katiey could be a gold digger'' Apples___ added.

However Havox denies the speculations.

''I don't even know her, why people is acusing me of doing that?'' he said.

''I'm married to my beatiful wife, HatesLava, whom I love so much'' he added.

player, FoxInAHat is disappointed that her friend cheated on Caban.

''I'm disappointed that my friend cheating on him, he dosen't deserves that'' she said.

Well only time will tell if the unidentified player is actually someone she was crushing for a long time.

Katiey (right) cheated on her In-game lover, CabanNieves (left)
with a unidentified UrbanMC player

UrbanMC Hosts UrbanCon 2018!

UrbanMC announced that he was hosting a new event called UrbanCon 2018, which according to him ''it will include a huge pit balls pool and a lot of fun things''

''I'm proud to announce that I'm hosting UrbanCon 2018, it will include a huge pit balls pool where everyone can do anything they want, and also you will be allowed to cheat on your In-game wife/husband, plus we are planning a huge pvp tournament, where the loser is forced to leave UrbanMC''   Urban said in a press conference.

A lot of people where exicted once they found out about the event and expressed their wishes.

''Omg, thats cool, I want Queenie (QueenieTigeress) to cheat on Elian so she could be with me'' player Tuffshuff said.

''My love for her is inevitable, I miss her at High Tower so much'' he added.

''I want to beat profbananaslug's butt at the pvp tournament and make him leave the server for good''
player Havox said.

''I would love to play at the pit balls pool'' *does baby sounds* Bug451 said.

Recently resigned moderator, OcelotPrincess said ''Damn pit balls are my babes, sorry Prince''

UrbanMC is hosting UrbanCon 2018,
adove a photo of how the event would be

NightaChan demoted from UrbanMC in favor of Apples___

UrbanMC announced today that he was demoting recently returned moderator, NightaChan in favor of promoting Apples___

''I have made the decision, because I realized that Apples could do better at the job, than Nighta'' Urban said in a press conference.

A lot of people around are unsure why Urban choosed to demote Nighta.

''Why he would even do that?, in my opinion he could have demoted someone else but why Nighta?'', Nighta's in-game lover  and fellow staff member Silverwolfg11 said.

''I'm shocked that Nighta got demoted, I don't even know what to say'' player PerpetualSignal said.

''Wow, what a shocker'' fellow player Bug451 said.

''No fucking wait'' another player, xnybx said.

Apples___ said that he is happy that he is now a moderator on UrbanMC.

''I'm so proud of this opportunity, I feel like I always deserved it'' Apples said in his traditional british accent.

NightaChan's demotion has been trending worldwide on social media, with the hashtag #UrbanScrewedNighta.

Urban said that he was demoting Nighta and promoting Apples___ in her place

John Cena buys UrbanMC, renames it CenaMC

YEP FOLKS!, ITS REAL! John Cena announced that he was buying UrbanMC! for $1000,0000,000.

''I made the decision to sell the server to someone, and his name is JOHN CENA!!!!!, Urban said in a press conference.

John Cena said in the press conference that ''he was pleased''

''I'm so pleased that i'm buying this towny server so i can FU everyone, week after week'' Cena said.

''AND MY DAMN TIME IS NOW'' he uttered.

Players like Hqvox have expressed their distaste for this.

''I'm not happy with John Cena buying UrbanMC, i don't want to get my ass FU'ed all the time'' he said.

Others like Bug451 have said ''Oh please, please tell me this is not real, what if Cena forces me to become Buggy451!'' he said concerned.

OcelotPrincess, a moderator in the server said that she is ready to resign.

''I'm not gonna take a damn FU for no reason, so i might resign'' she said.

Well folks, get ready for the upcoming changes.

   John Cena buys UrbanMC, renames it CenaMC

                                   

Minecraft Central sold to Administrator Teddzy for $100,000,000

In a shocking announcement, Alex Markey the owner of Minecraft Central said that he was selling Minecraft Central to Administrator Teddzy for $100,000,000.

''I have to made this decision to please my girlfriend (QueenMikayla) who plays a lot of Fortnite, she wants me to quit Minecraft and go to playing Fortnite with her'' Alex said.

''I know guys, this is a dificult decision but i had to and we are sure that Teddzy will do her best to keep the community happy'' he added.

Alex also went on to say that the Minecraft Central staff team will be fired due to Teddzy already setting up the people she wants for her staff team, but that they can have the opportunity to reapply.

''Teddzy will be firing the whole staff team and only bringing the people of her choice, but they can reapply in the future'' he said

A lot of people are shocked about this including MCCStoreOwner the owner of the most famous shop at the Survival Server.

''Like what if she forces me to change my username, if she renames the server?'' MCCStoreOwner said.

A lot of players of Minecraft Central reacted nervious to the announcement mainly due to the fact that they had heard stories about Teddzy being a jerk sometimes.

''Teddzy has been such an as*h*le to me sometimes and had abused her powers in the past'' a unidentified player said.

''She has told me in a serious tone that she is not warning me again and it does kinda creeps me out, because she could ban me with no warning'' player CabanNieves said.

''I'm scared that she might become an actual abuser with her powers and ruining the server'' another unidentified player said.

''Holy crap if that happens i'm resiging'', staff member xBenz said.

Steve Scrubhead of the University of Noobland said that ''Is very likely that server will eventualy die out, because Teddzy might do a lot of not so good changes to the server and may turn into an abusive owner'' he said.

Well i don't know what to say, but i'm am shocked and i can't believe that Alex is leaving this beatiful server behind in favor of a stupid game called ''Fortnite''.

                Alex Markey (left) has sold Minecraft Central to

                           Teddzy (right) for $100,000,000

     

leetsoup BANNED from playing at other towny servers around the world

In a shocking announcement made by UrbanMC, leetsoup has been banned from all the towny servers around the world, except from UrbanMC Towny Server.

''I have made to made this decision because leetsoup could be a money making fixture in my server'' Urban said during the announcement.

leetsoup, who was present during the announcement refused to make any comment.

Many analysts believe that believe that this experiment will fail and leetsoup will end up banned from UrbanMC.

''He may end up getting banned from Urban if he messes things up and also if thats happens he might end up locked out from the towny server industry forever, since he got banned from all the other towny servers'' Steve Scrubhead of the University of Noobland said.

ProfCo's profbananaslug (whose company is on bankruptcy) said that he is not surprised because ''leet is a money making b*tch''

''He is a f*ucking legend, he would certainly make a lot of money for the server and reach it to the higher position, hes a money making b*tch''

Only time will tell if this success or not.

                      leetsoup has been BANNED from all

                  the towny servers around the world except

                                         from UrbanMC

                     

ProfCo files for bankruptcy

profbananaslug's company ProfCo announced that it was filling for bankruptcy after failing to pay their debtors a lot of money.

In a statement sent to the public the company stated:

''Today our company has made the dificult decision of filling for Chapter 11 of bankruptcy, we blame several of our competitors for this like Division Defense, Verge Corp, Summit Corp and Caban Corp''

Analysts like Steve Scrubhead of the University of Noobland said that ''I'm not surprised that my arch enemy filled for bankruptcy he was keeping all of his money for himself and spending it on himself despite the fact that he talked about others like Bug451 doing it''

Hqvox, the CEO of Division Defense said that ''he's glad''

''I'm glad that ProfCo is going bankrupt, he deserved it'' he added

Only time will tell what will happen to ProfCo its clearly unknown is the company will survive.

  ProfCo just filled for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy